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Southampton and Disco Dancing and That
First thing’s first, if you like a bit of young person’s music and staying up until all hours then you could do a lot worse than go to a night organised by some Blues this weekend. You can get tickets...
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Wolfsburg and Crystal Palace and that
First of all a question. What’s so technical about the technical area? It should be called something like the ‘gobby box’ or the ‘Lucozade bottle zone’. Over to you, Mr Blatter. Anyway, Wolsburg. The...
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Not much of a West Ham preview
‘What? Make a statement through a bloody solicitor? Are you daft lad? Listen, this is a storm in a teacup. I’ll sort this out with a bit of old-fashioned common sense.’ Oh Dave Whelan, the gift that...
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West Ham, Wolfsburg and White Hart Lane
We keep toying with the idea of updating this thing daily, come what may, in the same way that comedian Richard Herring has with his blog. But then we can’t be arsed. He mustn’t have anything better to...
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Go Set A Smallman
‘Maureen. Maureen! Have you seen this big string of piss? Drawing parallels between a summer hiatus in updating his little-read online blather-sheet and the 55 year wait for a follow up to Harper Lee’s...
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