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Swansea City Preview FA Cup Special
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Chelsea Preview (and Swansea and that)
Apart from mad twattings, open goal misses by Hugo Rodallega and hilarious Steven Caldwell mishaps at the back, Roberto Martinez’s Continue reading →
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Cardiff City and That
Hey, why the long face? It’s all still to play for. Assuming the Europa League represents ‘all’ of course. The FA Cup was the big one, clearly, and in the recent Everton tradition we blew the big game...
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Newcastle and Fulham and That
There’s that bit in The Matrix when Keanu Reeves’ character begins to realise his own power and potential, looks up at Laurence Fishburne, makes the Bruce Lee ‘come hither’ motion with his fingertips...
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Everton and Footy and That
‘Come in Dave, take a seat. Just, hang on, make sure that door’s shut properly behind you. That’s great. Anyway, thanks for getting in handy at such short notice. So do you have any idea why I’ve asked...
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Southampton and Disco Dancing and That
First thing’s first, if you like a bit of young person’s music and staying up until all hours then you could do a lot worse than go to a night organised by some Blues this weekend. You can get tickets...
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Wolfsburg and Crystal Palace and that
First of all a question. What’s so technical about the technical area? It should be called something like the ‘gobby box’ or the ‘Lucozade bottle zone’. Over to you, Mr Blatter. Anyway, Wolsburg. The...
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Not much of a West Ham preview
‘What? Make a statement through a bloody solicitor? Are you daft lad? Listen, this is a storm in a teacup. I’ll sort this out with a bit of old-fashioned common sense.’ Oh Dave Whelan, the gift that...
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West Ham, Wolfsburg and White Hart Lane
We keep toying with the idea of updating this thing daily, come what may, in the same way that comedian Richard Herring has with his blog. But then we can’t be arsed. He mustn’t have anything better to...
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Go Set A Smallman
‘Maureen. Maureen! Have you seen this big string of piss? Drawing parallels between a summer hiatus in updating his little-read online blather-sheet and the 55 year wait for a follow up to Harper Lee’s...
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