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Norwich City And That
How quickly moods change in football. About a month or so ago, when Everton were positively ablaze, this game would have looked every inch the home banker. Now though, with […]
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Tottenham And That
All previews essentially boil down to: ‘How about just fucking winning, eh, Everton?’ But there really, really isn’t much more to say other than that about this home game against […]
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Stoke City And That
Kevin Gameiro’s waiting, talking Italian. Well, more likely talking French, because the alleged Everton target is in fact from France. So it all kind of makes sense. A story that […]
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West Ham And That
Take the skinheads the Boleyn, take them the Boleyn. Everton go to West Ham United for this Barclays Premier League match minus their two famous Belgians as well as Tony […]
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10 Wigan And Chelsea Things And That
Come on, it’s that boss bit between Christmas and New Year when you would rather be watching World’s Strongest Man or feature-length Futurama’s than going online to read about football. […]
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Chelsea And Newcastle United Things And That
1. Although they lost, Everton showed everything that makes us very proud of them. Not only were they up against a side that won the Champions League last season before […]
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Swansea City And That
Before the start of this season few people would have had this game down as an ‘eagerly anticipated clash’ but the way the ‘campaign’ – terrible word but it saves […]
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Bolton Wanderers And That
We’re Bolton and we’re barmy and we’re on the piss tonight. A short jaunt up the road for this FA Cup fourth round tie is a good opportunity to see […]
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Norwich and Oldham and Reading and Moyes and That
After the Norwich City game a massive case of ‘better fucking things to do’ kicked in, hence no update for a bit. There’s only so many ways you can describe […]
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West Ham and David Moyes and that
Earlier in the week we thought that Sunday’s game against the ‘Ammers was going to be all about the prestigious ‘race for sixth place’, but it’s fair to say that […]
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Betis Hotpot
There's something weird about the last friendly of the summer, when they break the seal on Goodison and allow us our first tentative whiff of the new season. It's […]
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Norwich Preview
In the words of Hank Kingsley, hey now. The waiting is all but over and the Premier League Game of Death is about to commence in earnest. And nothing says […]
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West Bromwich Albion Preview
Everton would like to issue a warm welcome to West Brom, famously nicknamed ‘Big Ron’s alibi’, for the first home round of the 2013/14 Premier League Tekken Tag Team […]
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Stevenage and Cardiff and That
As someone once famously said: the more something changes, the more it stays the same. It was probably Huey Lewis. So, let’s get one thing straight, playing badly against lower […]
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Chelsea Preview
Oh aye, the footy. Fancy forgetting about that. Every season it’s the same though, you wait for it to start and before you can settle in and get any sort […]
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West Ham Preview
It’s all about the journey these days, isn’t it? It used to be about having passion, but now everybody has that, for everything, and so whether you are a sportsman, […]
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Newcastle United Preview
Ola, bien venue and welcome to This Is Not Football, especially if you have arrived via Newsnow for the very first time – the eagle-eyed among you may have spotted […]
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Manchester City Preview
What are you meant to make of this lot? Manchester City were once quintessentially British in their hangdog awfulness, the footballing equivalent of Hywel Bennet in Shelley, but now they […]
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Hull City Preview
Hello. Hello. Testing. Testicles. One-two. One-two. Is this thing still working? Hey, how you doing? Long time no smell. Great to have you back. Have you lost some weight? Been […]
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Aston Villa Preview
‘Yeah, so they have offered me a new contract, which is fantastic. I’m going to go in and sign it on Monday. You’re stripes.’ ‘Woah, steady on son. Are you […]
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